The elephant joke in all of it’s forms have always been some of my favorites. The one I’m most fond of is about the elephant in the fridge.
Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW bug?
A: Five: two in the front, two in the back, and one in the trunk.
Q: How can you tell an elephant has been in your fridge?
A: There are footprints in the butter.
Q: How can you tell if two elephants have been in your fridge?
A: There are two sets of footprints in your butter.
Q: How can you tell if three elephants have been in your fridge?
A: There are three sets of footprints in your butter.
Q: How can you tell if four elephants have been in your fridge?
A: There are four sets of footprints in your butter.
Q: How can you tell if five elephants have been in your refrigerator?
A: There are VW tracks in the butter.
At our house we’ve made our own:
Q: How many teeth does Lily have?
A: Quite a few.
Q: How can you tell if Lily’s been in the fridge?
A: Bite marks in the butter.
Too bad I didn’t take a picture or I would have had a second one about how can you tell she’s been playing with the laptop…(there are a lot of missing keys.
More info on elephant jokes can be found on Wiki by clicking here.
